Gender Neutral

Chinese buffet hostess: “Just two tonight? And how old is your daughter?”

Danger Monkey, age 9: “I’m nine… and, if it matters, I’m a boy.”

Hostess: “Oh, I am so sorry!”

DM: “It’s OK. Is it the same price?”

Hostess: “What?”

DM: “Do you charge the same price for boys and girls?”

Hostess: “Oh, of course.”

DM: “Then it doesn’t matter if you write down boy or girl.”

Hostess: “I guess not.”


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