Things I get to Say, #1,567

Things I literally said today:

“Please stop demonstrating lemur fighting techniques at the dinner table.”

“We do not throw away gyro meat. That’s as close as I get to a religious taboo.”

“Is that music, or is someone trapped in the restroom and signaling for help?”

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