Things I get to Say, #1,567

Things I literally said today:

“Please stop demonstrating lemur fighting techniques at the dinner table.”

“We do not throw away gyro meat. That’s as close as I get to a religious taboo.”

“Is that music, or is someone trapped in the restroom and signaling for help?”


Wow! The Taste of Bloomington is wonderful. So much awesome food: pizza, gyro, pork skewer, roasted corn on the cob, fish taco, ribeye sandwich, meatballs, ice cream.

And I think the wife and kids ate some stuff, too.