My Witness

My Wonderful Wife: “Did you brush your teeth?”

Little Miss Thing, age 5: “Yes.”

WW: “Good. Let me smell your breath.”

LMT: “… No.”

WW: “Seriously. Let me smell your breath.”

LMT: “I think I forgot to rinse. I’ll go do that now.” (runs off)

WW: “I cross examine witnesses all day and never realized it was a parenting skill.”

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