My Wonderful Wife: “You kids are going to Parent’s Night Out on Saturday.”
Little Miss Thing (age 5): “Why?”
WW: “So Daddy and I can go on a date.”
LMT: “Why?”
WW: “So we can spend time together and see a movie.”
LMT: “WHY?”
WW: “Because we love each other and like spending time together.”
LMT: “Without US?”
Very Vocal Viking 