Formerly of Martinsville

Overheard in Martinsville.

Really loud woman: “Hey, Dave! Dave! What ever happened to your daughter?”

Dave: “Which one?”

LW: “The one that got kidnapped.”

Dave: “She wasn’t kidnapped. We figured out she’s living with a guy up in Indy.”

LW: “Oh, no.”

Dave: “Looking back, I wish it was kidnapping.”


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