A Monkey’s Uncle

Danger Monkey, age 7: “I bet I can pack my lunch in under 2 minutes.”

Me: “No way. You goof around too much. A monkey with a brick glued to his butt could make a lunch faster than you do.”

DM: “Yeah, but he has four hands with opposable thumbs.”

Me: (slow blink)

Me: “OK. You win.”

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