The PB Look

My kids make their lunches every morning, usually around the time I’m leaving for work. Lots of big, goofy goodbye hugs means Daddy gets to wear peanut butter to work almost every  day.

And I’m OK with that.

#DadsAreEasyToSpot

A Monkey’s Uncle

Danger Monkey, age 7: “I bet I can pack my lunch in under 2 minutes.”

Me: “No way. You goof around too much. A monkey with a brick glued to his butt could make a lunch faster than you do.”

DM: “Yeah, but he has four hands with opposable thumbs.”

Me: (slow blink)

Me: “OK. You win.”