Stock boy: “Ever see Big Lebowski?”

Me: “Yes.”

SB: “You look like The Dude.”

Me: “You know, I get that a lot, actually.”

(Long pause)

SB: “I didn’t just offend you or anything, right?”

Me: “The Dude abides.”

SB: “You’re awesome, man.”


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