Common Household Phrases

Three actual phrases overheard at our house tonight:

“No, you may not wear a clip-on tie and a cape to bed.”

“Soy milk is not lotion. Stop rubbing it onto your skin.”

And my personal favorite, “Last time I checked, the ABC song did not include the word ‘poopie.’ ”

Parenting is always an adventure. Some days more than others.


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