Bang Your Head

While searching the garage this evening for brightly colored tape, so I can mark a low hanging beam, I of course bang my head on said low hanging beam.

Some would call that irony.

Some would call it Karma.

I call it a typical Wednesday.

Common Household Phrases

Three actual phrases overheard at our house tonight:

“No, you may not wear a clip-on tie and a cape to bed.”

“Soy milk is not lotion. Stop rubbing it onto your skin.”

And my personal favorite, “Last time I checked, the ABC song did not include the word ‘poopie.’ ”

Parenting is always an adventure. Some days more than others.