We call the boy Danger Monkey. Because… it just fits. And he loves it.

DM (age 3 1/2): “When I’m grown up, I will live with someone else who does not have a baby.”

[Editor: Yeah, I hear ya, buddy. I hear ya.]

DM (age 3 1/2): “Things are different now that I’m halfway grown up.”

[Editor: Good luck with that.]