We call the boy Danger Monkey. Because… it just fits. And he loves it.
DM (age 3 1/2): “When I’m grown up, I will live with someone else who does not have a baby.”
[Editor: Yeah, I hear ya, buddy. I hear ya.]
DM (age 3 1/2): “Things are different now that I’m halfway grown up.”
[Editor: Good luck with that.]
Baby and WW are doing well. LMT (Little Miss Thing) is “sleeping, eating, crying and pooping” according to big brother. Which, of course, is exactly what she should be doing. We just wish she were doing them all at the right times.
You know you are married to a pregnant woman when there is an email in your inbox titled “Placenta”