After swimming tonight we were heading to the locker rooms. I told My Oldest Girl to help by picking up her glasses and her membership necklace. She asked what to do with them. So I said, “Put one on your face and the other around your neck.”

When I turned around again she had the lanyard wrapped around her face and her glasses across her neck. We both cracked up.

She’s a funny kid. A regular bunch of comedians around here.