Wonderful Wife: “What do you want for Xmas?”
Little Miss Thing, age 7: “Gymnastics sheets for my bed.”
WW: “I don’t know if those exist.”
LMT: “You can get on Google and find them.”
WW: …
LMT: “You can use your phone right now.”
WW: (glares at me)
Me: “She’s not wrong.”
WW: “You did this to me.”
The Wonderful Wife: “I’m exhausted. I just want to sleep for a week.”
Little Miss Thing, age 6: “I can do your hair while you sleep.”
WW: “That sounds nice.”
LMT: “Where’s the shaving cream?” (walks away)
(long pause)
WW: “I will never sleep again.”
PRO TIP: If my wife ever offers to “do a little shopping for the hotel room”, say YES. I couldn’t even get all the drinks into the picture. #GenCon2016
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