Every day?

“Look, kids. This is not negotiable. We are a fresh-underwear-every-day kind of family.”

Don’t let anyone tell you parenting isn’t an adventure.

Butter me up

At breakfast: “We butter biscuits, but it is not a butter sandwich. You should not have to chew the butter.”

#ParentingWin #DadOfTheYear

Me: “I think I’ll start posting selfies on Facebook.”

My Oldest Girl, age 13: “Really? Can I have $6,000?”

Me: “What? Why?”

MOG: “That’s how much it costs to change my identity.”