Me: “I think I’ll start posting selfies on Facebook.”
My Oldest Girl, age 13: “Really? Can I have $6,000?”
Me: “What? Why?”
MOG: “That’s how much it costs to change my identity.”
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Re-Enactments
Sorry I’m late to work today, Boss. The puppies and I were re-enacting The Great Escape. I was the Germans.
Not in this state
I just got the greatest compliment a dad can ever get.
Little Miss Thing, age 4: “Daddy, I want to marry you.”
I love you, too, kiddo.
