Me: “I think I’ll start posting selfies on Facebook.”
My Oldest Girl, age 13: “Really? Can I have $6,000?”
Me: “What? Why?”
MOG: “That’s how much it costs to change my identity.”
Me: “I think I’ll start posting selfies on Facebook.”
My Oldest Girl, age 13: “Really? Can I have $6,000?”
Me: “What? Why?”
MOG: “That’s how much it costs to change my identity.”
