Growth Expense

Me: “I’m so proud that you kids are growing up and ordering full size entrées. It’s a big deal to move up from kids meals. It’s so cool to watch you mature into young adults with growing bodies and big appetites.”

(bill arrives for family of five)

Me: “Alright, back to kids meals next time.”

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