A Viking Cooks: Homemade Beef Fried Rice

The only thing better than great Chinese food is great Chinese food I’ve cooked myself at home. I can control the quality of the ingredients and it costs so much less. I’ve made some headway into making a few dishes with confidence, but fried rice has always kind of eluded me. But I think I’ve finally figured it out. Or at least, I’ve got a recipe/method that I can reproduce that creates really yummy fried rice. And you can do it, too.

This all started with some stew beef that was getting old and I needed to use up. So I sliced it up into thin 1/4 inch slices after cutting off the gross bits (connective tissue, gristle, etc.) Then I tossed it into a zip-top baggie with a couple splashes of soy sauce, sesame oil, a little bit of rice wine, rice wine vinegar, and pinch of white pepper and corn starch. Zipped the top, mixed it thoroughly inside the bag (no mess!) and popped in the fridge to marinate during the rest of prep. All in all I think it spent maybe 30 minutes in the fridge and it was the most tender, delicious beef I’ve ever had in a homemade Chinese dish. I think I’ll marinate all beef like that from now on!

Also, having the meat marinating in the fridge gave me plenty of time to slice up the rest of the veggies and scramble three eggs. I cheated a little by using frozen peas and carrots, but they are yummy and fast, so I just microwaved a bag. Besides, I’m pretty sure Chinese restaurants use frozen peas and carrots in their fried rice.

Once everything prepped and sitting out for easy access, I heated up a little peanut oil in my wok and stir-scrambled three eggs. They cooked quickly and I put them off to the side.

Next was the beef. Just a little oil to keep it from sticking, heated until just smoking and then I dumped it all out of the zip-top bag. I moved it around a little to help it brown and not stick. Once it was mostly cooked through I took it out and put it aside. It will finish cooking at the end.

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A little more oil back in the wok, heated until it’s just smoking and then the onions go in. I used one large onion, cut into medium sized slivers. You want the onion to cook down into little nuggets of golden yumminess, so slice small and they definitely go in first to cook the longest. Slicing them down on the small size helps them kind of disintegrate into flavor rather than big chunks in the final dish.

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Once the onions are pretty well softened and translucent, I dumped in four cups of fresh white rice. I’ve read that leftover rice works well, especially if you put in a little water as it goes into the wok. I’ve never had great results with the leftover rice, so I prefer fresh. Stir the rice into the onion mix, adding a little water if you need to (you shouldn’t need to.)

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After the rice/onion mixture has cooked together pretty well, like 5-6 minutes in a small wok like mine, then you can add the sauce. I prepared this ahead of time, of course:

3 Tbs high quality soy sauce
3 Tbs oyster sauce
1 Tbs sesame oil
1 tsp sweet rice wine
1/2 tsp rice wine vinegar
4 cloves of garlic, minced
chili oil and/or chili flakes to taste (more if you like it spicy)
–Stir together until well blended–

When you do add your sauce to the wok, definitely pull the rice to the sides and leave the sauce in the well in the middle for a while to heat up. My small wok on a residential gas stove has trouble heating up big volumes of food, so I always give it time to get back up to temperature, especially when adding liquids. Once the sauce had heated up, I tossed in the pre-cooked eggs and chopped them up thoroughly and stirred into the rice along with the sauce.

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Once the egg and sauce are well integrated, let it cook a bit longer, stirring occasionally. Once it’s back up to temperature, you pretty much start dumping everything back in. Everyone in the pool! Add your sliced scallions, the beef, and the peas and carrots. Just be sure to drain the peas and carrots. Microwave veggies are notorious for being soggy when re-heated.

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The big trick I learned recently happens after everything is in the mix and your letting it heat back up and crisp the rice a little. Once the mix is nice and hot, pour maybe 1-2 tablespoons of sweet rice wine around the edge of the wok in a big sweeping motion and let it dribble down into the mix. Stir it all together and cook just a bit more. This gives it an extra boost of sweet yummy flavor right at the end and I really liked the results.

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So, for not much money and just a little work, you’ve got a really giant pile of some amazing fried rice. This stuff is delicious and it re-heats really well. You’ll be eating on this for a while. Unless you have kids, in which case you better dig in fast because it won’t last long.

If you try this recipe, please leave me a note so I can hear how it worked for you!

Thanks,

VVV

 

Viking Art Contest! Cash prize(s)!

*** EDIT: that email address is having problems. Please use troymaynard@gmail.com ***

Please help me celebrate the launch of my blog with a colorful Viking Art contest!

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I know many of you are creative and talented artists, and everyone knows of a few talented artists. And artists are always looking for a way to make money, right?

My blog needs more viking-themed art other than these old black and white public domain relics, so… let’s help each other out.

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I will be accepting submissions of “Viking Art” through the end of August, 2016. Then I will choose my favorites and post them on the blog for voting. The first prize voting winner will receive $25 from me for the rights to use the winning image on my blog! Heck, I may also purchase other images as well, depending on what we get. Additionally, I will promote the remaining images and see if maybe we can’t sell them off to other folks.

Submission Guidelines:

  1. All submissions must be digital in nature and submitted as a web-ready digital file, but you can choose the file type, size, etc.
  2. To be part of the contest, all submissions must be received at viking@veryvocalviking.com before Sept 1, 2016. *** EDIT: that email address is having problems. Please use troymaynard@gmail.com ***
  3. Artwork must be Viking related, though feel free to interpret that as you wish.
  4. To be displayed on this blog for voting or further commission work, all artwork must be PG-13 or less. Please – no excessive gore or nudity or overly sexualized images.

I can also say that since these are intended to be used on my blog,  I will personally give preference to images that look like me, whether they are truly my “likeness” or not. That might not affect the public voting for who wins the top prize… but it might.

Enter early and often!

VVV


THE FINE PRINT: It’s my blog and my reputation, so everything is my call. All decisions are mine alone and all decisions are final. I will try to keep this “contest” to be as “fair” as possible, but in the end this is part contest and part entertainment, and all on my space, so I have to manage that the best I can. If you have questions or concerns, just message me.

Los Rancheros #3, Avon IN

Went to dinner tonight with My Oldest and her mother, before the big Meet the Teacher night. We chose Los Rancheros because it was close and fast and the food and service are usually very good. I’m happy to report they did not disappoint!

I used to come here a lot when I lived nearby, but I haven’t been here in several years. So, for old times sake, I ordered my favorite dish, the Burrito California Grande. As you may have guessed, it’s big and delicious. It comes stuffed with steak and chicken strips and veggies, then covered with a lovely cream sauce. It’s yummy and substantial, even for a fairly large viking.

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Oh, and that big burrito also comes with a side of Frijoles Charros, a really tasty bean soup made with… you guessed it… charred beans. It also has a rich sauce with bacon and sometimes slices of hot dog. It’s just what the Viking ordered. Literally.

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My Oldest ordered Chicken Fajitas (snore), but her Mother ordered Enchiladas Suizas. Four cheese enchiladas sounded odd to me, but then it came out to the table just covered in pork. Holy cow! Well, more like holy pig!

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As you can see, the food is pretty solid here. Prices are very reasonable. And it came out fast and they kept our drinks full. What else can you ask for?

I totally recommend this place for solid, no nonsense Mexican at great prices. Tell them a viking sent you!

Los Rancheros #3 – Avon, IN