Hard Hitting Journalism

Me: “Come inside right now, young lady. I saw you hit your brother as hard as you can.”

Little Miss Thing, age 6: “I did not!”

Me: “Pardon me?”

LMT: “I didn’t hit him as hard as I can.”

(pause)

LMT: “I can hit much harder than that.”

Me: “You’re not helping.”

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