Me: “Are you still dating that one…”

My Oldest, age 14: “Yes.”

Me: “Good. I approve.”

Oldest: “I don’t need your approval.”

Me: “No, but it’s nice for your parents to approve of your significant others. It says a lot about your choices.”

Oldest: “I think I’m the one the other parents worry about.”

Me: “Good.”

《FIST BUMP》