Me: “Stop kicking me.”
Little Miss Thing, age 5: “I didn’t kick you. I gave you a high five.”
Me: (glaring)
LMT: “A high five on your shoulder.”
Me: (glaring)
LMT: “With my foot.”
Me: “Stop kicking me.”
Little Miss Thing, age 5: “I didn’t kick you. I gave you a high five.”
Me: (glaring)
LMT: “A high five on your shoulder.”
Me: (glaring)
LMT: “With my foot.”