Little Miss Thing, age 5: “Let’s play I Spy.”
My Oldest, age 13: “No. I don’t want to.”
LMT: “Yes!”
Oldest: “No, seriously.”
LMT: “I spy… with my little eye… something that is… black.”
Oldest: “Your soul?”
LMT: “What is a soul? I don’t think I have one.”
Oldest: “This explains a lot.”