Little Miss Thing, age 5: “Let’s play I Spy.”

My Oldest, age 13: “No. I don’t want to.”

LMT: “Yes!”

Oldest: “No, seriously.”

LMT: “I spy… with my little eye… something that is… black.”

Oldest: “Your soul?”

LMT: “What is a soul? I don’t think I have one.”

Oldest: “This explains a lot.”