I guess I looked kinda weird standing by myself in the bra section at Target. Sales lady gave me a dirty look and asked if was shopping for bras for myself or someone else.

I said I was shopping for me, thank you very much and do you have training bras in 62A?

She didn’t laugh. She kinda turned red and huffed and left, I assume to go get security.

Warm up your DVRs folks… I think I’m going to be on the news tonight!