Me: “It’s been a long day. Let’s stream some Star Trek. I’ll make popcorn.”
My Wonderful Wife: “Sounds lovely.”
Me: “So… What type of wine goes best with popcorn?”
WW: (pause) “Coca-Cola.”
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My Witness
My Wonderful Wife: “Did you brush your teeth?”
Little Miss Thing, age 5: “Yes.”
WW: “Good. Let me smell your breath.”
LMT: “… No.”
WW: “Seriously. Let me smell your breath.”
LMT: “I think I forgot to rinse. I’ll go do that now.” (runs off)
WW: “I cross examine witnesses all day and never realized it was a parenting skill.”
Little Louder
Little Miss Thing, age 5: “Want to hear how loud I can sing?”
My Wonderful Wife: “No. We’re in a hotel room and the people next door might be asleep.”
LMT: “You don’t know – they might be wide awake and like loud singing.”
Very Vocal Viking 