While searching the garage this evening for brightly colored tape, so I can mark a low hanging beam, I of course bang my head on said low hanging beam.
Some would call that irony.
Some would call it Karma.
I call it a typical Wednesday.
While searching the garage this evening for brightly colored tape, so I can mark a low hanging beam, I of course bang my head on said low hanging beam.
Some would call that irony.
Some would call it Karma.
I call it a typical Wednesday.
Three actual phrases overheard at our house tonight:
“No, you may not wear a clip-on tie and a cape to bed.”
“Soy milk is not lotion. Stop rubbing it onto your skin.”
And my personal favorite, “Last time I checked, the ABC song did not include the word ‘poopie.’ ”
Parenting is always an adventure. Some days more than others.
Danger Monkey: “Mom! Mom! She’s brushing me instead of her teeth!”
Pretty typical morning around here, actually.