Danger Monkey, boy age 9: (screech) (screech) (screech)
Me: “WHAT WHAT WHAT is that horrible noise you are making?”
DM: (slow blink)
DM: “I’m not sure but this may be the first of my dolphin super powers.”
Tag: Superpowers
Simple Man, Really
I only want a few things, like to be rich and famous enough that they make a wax statue of me. Oh, and I want a Federal Holiday named after me. And a moon base. And the ability to turn invisible. And fly.
Very Vocal Viking 