Bracing Dialogue

Me: “I’m getting a gumball.”

My Oldest Girl: “I can’t have gum because I have braces.”

Me: “Good. More for me.”

MOG: “You are a Bracist.”

I made the top two

Tucked the kids in tonight. I always try to leave them with a positive thought to help them have good dreams.

Me: “What do you kids think you will dream about tonight?”

Danger Monkey, age 7: “My favorite TV show.”

Little Miss Thing, age 4: “I’m going to dream about you, Daddy. Or poop.”

Me: “Sorry, kids. The dogs chewed up the Rock Band microphone. I don’t think we can play Rock Band anymore.”

Danger Monkey, age 6: “We still have the guitars and drums.”

Little Miss Thing, age 4: “We can still Rock.”