He’s got a plan

Danger Monkey, age 4: “When I’m a grownup, I won’t work. I’ll just stay home and play with my kids.”

Me: “Really? If you don’t have a job, where will you get food?”

Danger Monkey: “The kitchen.”

Danger Monkey Speaks

We call the boy Danger Monkey. Because… it just fits. And he loves it.

DM (age 3 1/2): “When I’m grown up, I will live with someone else who does not have a baby.”

[Editor: Yeah, I hear ya, buddy. I hear ya.]

DM (age 3 1/2): “Things are different now that I’m halfway grown up.”

[Editor: Good luck with that.]

Danger Monkey, age 3: “We’ve never been here before.”

Me: “Actually, I’ve been here several times.”

DM: “When?”

Me: “A long time ago.”

DM: “When the dinosaurs were alive?”