Turn it up

Wonderful Wife: “Let’s start our road trip with some fun car songs.”

Little Miss Thing, age 5: “WHEELS ON THE BUS GO POOP-POOP-POOP!”

WW: “Nevermind. We’ll listen to the radio.”

Daddy First

Wonderful Wife: “Kids, we’re all going to bed. Everyone go to the bathroom right now.”

Danger Monkey, age 8: “I don’t have to go yet.”

Little Miss Thing: “I don’t want to.”

WW: “OK, then Daddy will go first.”

Kids, running: “We’ll go now!”