Current life goal: Look more like Thor, less like Buddha.
Tag: Make Good Choices
Magical Fruit
Me: “What two servings of veggie or fruit are you having with dinner? I’ll let you choose.”
Little Miss Thing, age 7: “I’ll have carrots and ranch.”
Me: “And what else?”
LMT: “That’s two things.”
Me: “Ranch is not a veggie. Try again.”
LMT: “OK, then grape jelly. Grapes are fruit.”
Me: “Nope. Try again.”
LMT: “I want some… Coffee. It comes from beans.”
Me: “Absolutely not.”
LMT: “You never let me do what I want.”
Hold The Cheese
(holding can of spray cheese)
Little Miss Thing, age 7: “Why does this say Cheese Snack instead of just cheese?”
Me: “Because it’s not cheese. It’s just cheap oil that’s whipped into goo, and it’s so full of chemicals that the government won’t let them call it cheese.”
LMT: “These chemicals are delicious! I want this every day.”
Very Vocal Viking 