Hold The Cheese

(holding can of spray cheese)

Little Miss Thing, age 7: “Why does this say Cheese Snack instead of just cheese?”

Me: “Because it’s not cheese. It’s just cheap oil that’s whipped into goo, and it’s so full of chemicals that the government won’t let them call it cheese.”

LMT: “These chemicals are delicious! I want this every day.”


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