To Horn or Not To Horn?

I may not have adjusted back from Gen Con yet.

Tell me, should I wear my horns to Meet the Teacher night?

Close Shave

The Wonderful Wife: “I’m exhausted. I just want to sleep for a week.”

Little Miss Thing, age 6: “I can do your hair while you sleep.”

WW: “That sounds nice.”

LMT: “Where’s the shaving cream?” (walks away)

(long pause)

WW: “I will never sleep again.”

Me: “Why are you wearing the pajama pants you gave me for Xmas?”

Wonderful Wife: “The question is – now that flannel fleece was invented, why are they still making clothes out of other fabrics?”