Geek Viking is Proud:
My boy, Danger Monkey (age 7), is enjoying learning D&D so much, he has decided to start wearing a blue cape everywhere so he can look more like his character. Seriously, ask him about his wizard. He gets so excited talking about it. I’m practically in tears.
Danger Monkey, age 7: “Look… I’m dead.”
(he flops over and lies still for a full minute.)
DM: “Was that a good dead impersonation?”
Me: “Yes. But for the record, most dead bodies are not smiling mischievously.”
Danger Monkey, age 7: “I bet I can pack my lunch in under 2 minutes.”
Me: “No way. You goof around too much. A monkey with a brick glued to his butt could make a lunch faster than you do.”
DM: “Yeah, but he has four hands with opposable thumbs.”
Me: (slow blink)
Me: “OK. You win.”
Very Vocal Viking 