Danger Moneky, age 7: “I’m can’t decide what costume to wear to the Ren Faire. I want to be Leonardo Davinci… or a ninja.”
Me: “My vote is for Leonardo.”
DM: “But I don’t have a white fluffy beard.”
Me: “You can be Leo, the seven year old version of Leonardo Davinci.”
DM: “OK. I’ll make a name tag so people know who I am.”
And he did.
Little Miss Thing, age 4, walks into the room: “Hello, fellas. How was your day? Did you punch anybody or poop on their heads?”
Danger Monkey, age 7, in British accent: “Certainly not. Why would you ask such a thing?”
Seriously people. This is word for word. I couldn’t make this up.
Also, no idea he did such a good British accent. A father needs to know these things.
Getting beaten by small children with foam swords: Free.
Getting to beat small children with foam swords: Free.
Playing in a giant blanket fort, outside all afternoon: Free.
Defeating the evil sorceress and rescuing the king: Free.
Making a super memorable LARP birthday party for a 9 year old… PRICELESS
Very Vocal Viking 