Danger Moneky, age 7: “I’m can’t decide what costume to wear to the Ren Faire. I want to be Leonardo Davinci… or a ninja.”

Me: “My vote is for Leonardo.”

DM: “But I don’t have a white fluffy beard.”

Me: “You can be Leo, the seven year old version of Leonardo Davinci.”

DM: “OK. I’ll make a name tag so people know who I am.”

And he did.