Danger Monkey, age 9: “When I grow up, I want to be 5’9″ and no more.”
Me: “That’s very… specific. Any reason why?”
DM: “I read that’s the average height of a High Elf.”
Me: “I support this.”
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Jumanji
Just found out tonight that my wife and kids have never seen Jumanji. We are currently fixing that. Thank you, Netflix. I am concerned the neighbors will complain about the screams of laughter coming from our living room.
Tipped
Danger Monkey, age 8: “Announcement! I decorated my room like a jungle! It only costs $100.00 to see it.”
Little Miss Thing, age 5: “I don’t have $100.00!”
Me: “No, we don’t charge people to see our rooms.”
DM: “OK, admission is free but there is definitely a tip jar.”
Very Vocal Viking 