My Wonderful Wife: “You kids are going to Parent’s Night Out on Saturday.”

Little Miss Thing (age 5): “Why?”

WW: “So Daddy and I can go on a date.”

LMT: “Why?”

WW: “So we can spend time together and see a movie.”

LMT: “WHY?”

WW: “Because we love each other and like spending time together.”

LMT: “Without US?”