Where was this when I was in school? I would have paid A LOT more attention in PE class!
LINK: Viking Martial Arts School
Douglas Cole, left, and Eric Dorland work with wooden shields and swords at Asfolk Viking Martial Arts School. (Jean Pieri / Pioneer Press)
Me: “Good morning. Is this where you sell convention t-shirts, here at the registration desk?”
Nice Registration Lady: “Yes it is! Would you like one?”
Me: “Yes, please. I’d like to buy a 5XL, or as I like to call it — Viking Medium.”
NRL: “So then what’s 4XL called –Delicate Little Flower?”
Me: “I like that. I like that a lot. You’d make a Badass Lady Viking.”
NRL: “That’s the 3XL.”
Me: (long pause)
Me: “You just really get me.”
Hey folks! I’m doing a thing!
To help celebrate the 50th year of everyone’s favorite giant gaming convention, the Very Vocal Viking will be performing Weddings and Vow Renewals at Gen Con this year! There are individual ceremonies offers and I’ll be doing a very big and very fun mass wedding/vow renewal in the Union Station Grand Hall right before the Saturday night dance. Check out the link to read more about all the fun.
Very Vocal Viking presents: Gen Con 50 Weddings and Vow Renewals
Most of it will just be for fun, and I may possibly be dressed as a Viking, maybe even Hagrid. But, since I’m a licensed officiant in Indiana, I could possibly even have an actual wedding or two! You never know. Gen Con is a magical place.
Very Vocal Viking 