The irony will kill you: I drove past numerous fast food restaurants to go inside Marsh and hand-make myself a healthy, delicious chef salad for dinner. Lean turkey, broccoli, spinach, hard boiled egg, peas, cheddar cheese and a little ranch. I choked on the fifth bite and almost died. Tomorrow, back to burgers and pizza. I have too much to live for.
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Science!
After weeks of pain and now a 2-hour exam involving poking, pulling, twisting, squatting and numerous x-rays, I finally have a medical diagnosis for my lower back problems.
Apparently, I’m overweight and I drive too much.
Thank you science!
Definitely not a kick
Me: “Stop kicking me.”
Little Miss Thing, age 5: “I didn’t kick you. I gave you a high five.”
Me: (glaring)
LMT: “A high five on your shoulder.”
Me: (glaring)
LMT: “With my foot.”