Dinner party. Food and drinks are free but the lines are long. So I’m sitting in a recliner and paying my kids $0.25 per trip to go get me drinks and little plates of appetizers. They are thrilled and keep squeeing, “Now I’m rich!” Best money I’ve ever spent.
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Watch out Mars
Little Miss Thing, age 6: “Mom, can I run the world?”
My Wonderful Wife: “No, honey.”
LMT: “OK. I’ll run Mars.”
WW: “Sure thing, honey.”
Dusty
Little Miss Thing, age 6: “We should get a gun in case robbers come.”
Wonderful Wife: “It’s more likely to have an accident with a gun than to defend your house with it.”
Me: “Plus we have a security system and three huge dogs.”
WW: “And we don’t have a bunch of cash or electronics or jewelry that robbers would even want.”
Me: “And we have insurance. We’ll just buy another TV if they steal it.”
LMT: “Yeah, our TV is getting kinda dusty.”
Me: “That’s the spirit.”
Very Vocal Viking 