Little Miss Thing, age 6: “We should get a gun in case robbers come.”
Wonderful Wife: “It’s more likely to have an accident with a gun than to defend your house with it.”
Me: “Plus we have a security system and three huge dogs.”
WW: “And we don’t have a bunch of cash or electronics or jewelry that robbers would even want.”
Me: “And we have insurance. We’ll just buy another TV if they steal it.”
LMT: “Yeah, our TV is getting kinda dusty.”
Me: “That’s the spirit.”