In further progress of adding to the kids’ appreciation of the classics… tonight we’re viewing Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure. They are LOVING it. The wife… uh… is NOT.
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Things I get to Say, #1,567
Things I literally said today:
“Please stop demonstrating lemur fighting techniques at the dinner table.”
“We do not throw away gyro meat. That’s as close as I get to a religious taboo.”
“Is that music, or is someone trapped in the restroom and signaling for help?”
Time (f)lies
Little Miss Thing, age 6: “We haven’t be to Jiffy Treet in over a year. I keep track.”
Me: “I don’t think it’s been a year. How do you keep track?”
LMT: “I have a big sheet of paper.”
Me: “Can I see it?”
LMT: (pause) “OK, I don’t track it. But it does SEEM like a year.”