I would like to say that my advanced age has given me the wisdom to not take a giant bite of super hot pizza. I would like to say that I know better than to scald my mouth with gooey, molten cheese. But I can’t say that. I can’t say anything. My mouth is welded shut.
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So Proud
Proud Geek Parent moment!
Me: “Stop jumping on the stairs. I mean it.”
Danger Monkey: “Anybody want a peanut?”
I almost cried.
#AsYouWish
You can quote me
Quote of the Day: “Kids are definitely worth all the hassle… But it’s close.”
