I’m really embracing this new healthy lifestyle. Just today I walked an entire block to pick up my meat lovers pizza.
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Never Too Early
Parenting Tip:
It is never too early to tell your children it’s not OK to smear dog poop all over the minivan like finger paint. This message is not as obvious to children as you might think.
Other important conversations to have…
Do not go wading in a lake fully clothed in December.
Do not play with a rotting deer carcass.
P.S. Yesterday was an interesting day.
Car Repair
Made my WIS check and bought a headlight instead of paying someone to do it.
Then failed my DEX roll and couldn’t fit my hand in the little compartment.
With much thanks to my incredibly resourceful wife and her little paws — I am once again street legal.
Very Vocal Viking 