For anyone worried that I’m not getting enough fruits and veggies… I’ll have you know that I squeezed lime juice all over my breakfast tacos. And cilantro is green and leafy.
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Bracing Dialogue
Me: “I’m getting a gumball.”
My Oldest Girl: “I can’t have gum because I have braces.”
Me: “Good. More for me.”
MOG: “You are a Bracist.”
First Time
Home with sick kids, YET AGAIN. Remind me again why we had kids?
I need to go upstairs now because Bambi is about to get kinda sad and I want to be up there. She’s pretty tough for a four year old, but you know… someone should be there with you the first time you see Bambi.