My Oldest, age 13: “My brain does a great Russian accent, but mouth always messes it up. My friends are like, is that Russian or are you choking on your tongue?”
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Faire Compromise
Danger Moneky, age 7: “I’m can’t decide what costume to wear to the Ren Faire. I want to be Leonardo Davinci… or a ninja.”
Me: “My vote is for Leonardo.”
DM: “But I don’t have a white fluffy beard.”
Me: “You can be Leo, the seven year old version of Leonardo Davinci.”
DM: “OK. I’ll make a name tag so people know who I am.”
And he did.
Thank you for your support
Me: “You should be in a sport. How about martial arts?”
My Oldest, age 13: “Sure.”
Me: “Not a very enthusiastic response. How about if we take a class together?”
Oldest: “Sure.”
Me: “Does that make it better or worse?”
Oldest: “Definitely worse. But I like to support your hobbies.”
Very Vocal Viking 