My Oldest, age 13: “My brain does a great Russian accent, but mouth always messes it up. My friends are like, is that Russian or are you choking on your tongue?”
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Faire Compromise
Danger Moneky, age 7: “I’m can’t decide what costume to wear to the Ren Faire. I want to be Leonardo Davinci… or a ninja.”
Me: “My vote is for Leonardo.”
DM: “But I don’t have a white fluffy beard.”
Me: “You can be Leo, the seven year old version of Leonardo Davinci.”
DM: “OK. I’ll make a name tag so people know who I am.”
And he did.
Paleontology
Little Miss Thing, age 4, out of the blue: “Did you know I’m also a paleontologist?”
Me: “No, I did not.”
LMT: “If I had a dinosaur, I would feed it food and water and name it Tushy-Butt.”
(much laughter)
Me: “Yep. You sound like a paleontologist all right.”
Very Vocal Viking 